Drew finally grants me an interview
Boredom takes its toll so Drew finally grants me an interview. Usually he won’t talk to me.
Random van interview number 1.
B: Drew, how many times have you masturbated on this tour so far?
D: Me personally or me masturbating the other guys?
B: Well, both then.
D: ummm… don’t talk to me.
I’ll try again tomorrow.
Drew makes noises when he sleeps. Sounds like a distant, stalling motor boat.